tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99266762009-06-07T02:16:03.103-07:00Funny Love Quotes, Famous Inspirational Short Sayings, Life, Poem, Cute, Movie, FriendshipFamous Funny Quotes, Love Quotes, Inspirational Sayings, Short Quotes, Cute Life Quotes, Cute Poems, Movie Quotes, Friendship Quotes.Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.comBlogger317125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-17395389818567245402008-07-24T13:26:00.000-07:002008-07-24T13:27:07.165-07:00Health Advice<a href="http://i33.tinypic.com/hw9zyu.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://i33.tinypic.com/hw9zyu.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-1739538981856724540?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-3909525654986213612008-07-22T12:01:00.000-07:002008-07-22T12:02:41.466-07:00Mission Accomplished<a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2691516530_57c43f044f.jpg?v=0"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2691516530_57c43f044f.jpg?v=0" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-390952565498621361?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-45688317435732326692008-06-08T23:15:00.000-07:002008-06-08T23:18:13.864-07:00Barack Obama - Lincoln<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/SEzLEdqusII/AAAAAAAAAMY/Qemism0COfg/s1600-h/abraham_obama.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209762146504585346" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/SEzLEdqusII/AAAAAAAAAMY/Qemism0COfg/s400/abraham_obama.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-4568831743573232669?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-482979250035569962008-05-31T02:40:00.000-07:002008-05-31T02:43:50.852-07:00Major Disasters Around The World<strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;">Major Disasters Around the World...</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/news/tease/2008/05/13/Disasters2.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 600px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 404px" height="404" alt="" src="http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/news/tease/2008/05/13/Disasters2.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-48297925003556996?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-91453045041234761072008-03-17T14:14:00.000-07:002008-03-17T14:17:14.098-07:00Whats the Difference?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oN9JKU8o5dI/R95HIBMFT0I/AAAAAAAAACg/FMlqDqO8lPA/s1600/why_choose_if_you_can_combine.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oN9JKU8o5dI/R95HIBMFT0I/AAAAAAAAACg/FMlqDqO8lPA/s1600/why_choose_if_you_can_combine.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-9145304504123476107?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-91439576456547139342008-03-06T20:11:00.000-08:002008-03-06T20:16:17.175-08:00Four More Years?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/R9DBRnXp3LI/AAAAAAAAALA/Al4PiQmxRYo/s1600-h/bush-endorses-mccain.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/R9DBRnXp3LI/AAAAAAAAALA/Al4PiQmxRYo/s400/bush-endorses-mccain.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174848480218832050" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-9143957645654713934?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-76178146196008379922008-03-05T13:11:00.000-08:002008-03-05T13:15:05.063-08:00Real Life Vs Politics<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.bizarroartist.org/gallery/cache/bizarro/real-life-vs-politics.jpg_550.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.bizarroartist.org/gallery/cache/bizarro/real-life-vs-politics.jpg_550.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-7617814619600837992?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-64514526019417800932008-01-06T06:23:00.000-08:002008-01-06T06:27:23.783-08:00Comic: History of Black and White Relations<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4wnOqNnF8oc/R3_cbgNo66I/AAAAAAAAAwc/43bKiV81lY0/s1600-h/concise_color.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4wnOqNnF8oc/R3_cbgNo66I/AAAAAAAAAwc/43bKiV81lY0/s1600-h/concise_color.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-6451452601941780093?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-45108677786595107502008-01-04T01:03:00.000-08:002008-01-04T01:05:32.886-08:00Ron Paul on Larry KingUnaired interview of Ron Paul on Larry King Live. This is a must see and I hope people pressure CNN to air it. Its a real shame it wasn't shown before the Iowa Caucus.<br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s08RJ2_o_MM&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s08RJ2_o_MM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-4510867778659510750?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-4006527553005908622007-12-28T10:02:00.000-08:002007-12-28T10:04:06.132-08:00Safe Sex Education<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/R3U6Y2zluZI/AAAAAAAAAKw/3E7dFNW5CPQ/s1600-h/pic1.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/R3U6Y2zluZI/AAAAAAAAAKw/3E7dFNW5CPQ/s400/pic1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5149085947671198098" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/R3U6Y2zluaI/AAAAAAAAAK4/hWXEBCmx8P4/s1600-h/pic2.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/R3U6Y2zluaI/AAAAAAAAAK4/hWXEBCmx8P4/s400/pic2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5149085947671198114" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-400652755300590862?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-90730034958285479772007-12-18T12:10:00.000-08:002007-12-18T12:13:44.631-08:00Ron Paul RevolutionThe best candidate ever - Ron Paul<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z_gKOCb4QBA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z_gKOCb4QBA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-9073003495828547977?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-78335033431813217362007-12-18T07:41:00.000-08:002007-12-18T07:50:50.783-08:00Keith Olbermann on Bill Moyers JournalKeith Olbermann's Interview with Bill Moyers on December 15th.<br /><br />Part 1<br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wxq2BX3yk0k&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wxq2BX3yk0k&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Part 2<br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oXIlXm5Cyyw&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oXIlXm5Cyyw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Part 3<br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-welNG2mN-0&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-welNG2mN-0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-7833503343181321736?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-57730019165256439012007-12-16T10:56:00.000-08:002007-12-16T11:05:33.344-08:00Against Gun Control<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://divisionoflabour.com/archives/LesterGunsatMallCartoon.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://divisionoflabour.com/archives/LesterGunsatMallCartoon.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Why do mass shootings happen in "gun free zones"? Because people can't carry guns for self defense in those zones.</span><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-5773001916525643901?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-34429565253158195552007-12-15T08:06:00.000-08:002007-12-15T08:18:42.559-08:00Meditation Increases Attention - Study by Scientific American<span style="font-weight: bold;">This video shows how neuroscientists have discovered a real world example of how meditation can increase your attention to notice things that non-meditators can't.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">In the study, subjects are shown 2 objects at a half-second gap and they miss the second object. After 3 months of meditation their results improve significantly.<br /><br />When you're concentrating on something and miss something else that should be obvious, that's the attentional blink. New research shows that meditators can avoid this gap in perception.<br /><br />Such Meditation practices can help with Attention Deficit Disorder and other similar mental illnesses.<br /><br /></span><center><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&file=http%3A//blip.tv/rss/flash/540484&feedurl=http%3A//scientificamerican.blip.tv/rss/&autostart=false&brandname=Scientific%20American&brandlink=http%3A//scientificamerican.blip.tv/" allowfullscreen="true" id="showplayer" height="255" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&file=http%3A//blip.tv/rss/flash/540484&feedurl=http%3A//scientificamerican.blip.tv/rss/&autostart=false&brandname=Scientific%20American&brandlink=http%3A//scientificamerican.blip.tv/"><param name="quality" value="best"></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-3442956525315819555?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-56481571392810252942007-12-13T10:40:00.000-08:002007-12-13T11:09:40.687-08:00Top 10 Quotes of 2007Top 10 Quotes taken from Time.com<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_bush.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_bush.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#1.</big><b> "I really am not the kind of guy that sits here and says, 'Oh gosh, I'm worried about my legacy.'"</b><br /><br />— President GEORGE W. BUSH, when asked about his falling approval numbers and mounting criticism of the Iraq War during an interview with CBS' <i>60 Minutes</i> (Jan. 14, 2007)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_ahmadinejad.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_ahmadinejad.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#2.</big><b> "In Iran, we don't have homosexuals, like in your country." </b><br /><br />— MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, president of Iran, responding to a question about the treatment of gays and lesbians in Iran during a visit to Columbia University in New York City (Sept. 24, 2007)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_bonds.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_bonds.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#3.</big><b> "This record is not tainted at all. At all. Period.</b><br /><br />— San Francisco Giants slugger BARRY BONDS, after breaking Hank Aaron's Major League Baseball all-time home-run record with his 756th career homer amid rampant speculation that he has used steroids. Bonds has always denied that he ever "knowingly" used performance-enhancing substances, but he was indicted in November for allegedly lying to a federal grand jury about using them (Aug. 7, 2007)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_petraeus.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_petraeus.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#4.</big><b> "If you didn't like Darfur, you're going to hate Baghdad."</b><br /><br />— Gen. DAVID H. PETRAEUS, warning of the consequences of an early troop withdrawal from Iraq (Aug. 14, 2007)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_cho.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_cho.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#5.</big><b> "This is it. This is where it all ends. End of the road. What a life it was. Some life."</b><br /><br />— Virginia Tech gunman CHO SEUNG-HUI, in a chilling video he made and sent to <i>NBC News</i> before killing 32 people and committing suicide in the deadliest school shooting in U.S. history (Apr. 16, 2007)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_clinton.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_clinton.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#6.</big><b> "I don't think they're piling on because I'm a woman. I think they're piling on because I'm winning."</b><br /><br />— HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, on intensifying criticism by rivals for the Democratic presidential nomination (Nov. 2, 2007)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_gore.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_gore.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#7.</big><b> "The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?"</b><br /><br />— AL GORE, in an interview with the British paper <i>The Sun</i>, before adding that he believes in 10 years it will be too late to save the planet (June 18, 2007)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_murdoch.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_murdoch.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#8.</big><b> "I spent the better part of the past three months enduring criticism that is normally leveled at some kind of genocidal tyrant."</b><br /><br />— RUPERT MURDOCH, News Corp. owner, on the outcry over his purchase of the <i>Wall Street Journal</i> (Aug. 8, 2007)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_hamas.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_hamas.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#9.</big><b> "Hello, Condoleezza Rice? You have me to deal with now."</b><br /><br />— A MASKED HAMAS GUNMAN, joking into the telephone of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas after taking control of his government compound (June 15, 2007)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_carlos.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/top_10_photos/quotes_carlos.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><big>#10.</big><b> "Why don't you just shut up?"</b><br /><br />— KING JUAN CARLOS, of Spain, to Hugo Chávez at a summit in Chile after the Venezuelan President called former Spanish Prime Minister José María Aznar a fascist (Nov. 10, 2007)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-5648157139281025294?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-41416183112878192322007-12-13T07:58:00.000-08:002007-12-13T10:01:28.885-08:00Top 100 Motivational Quotes<span style="font-size:180%;">1. </span>We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.<br /> - Aristotle<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">2. </span>The best way out is always through.<br /> - Robert Frost<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">3. </span>Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.<br /> - William B. Sprague<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">4. </span>Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.<br /> - Albert Einstein<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">5. </span>Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.<br /> - Henry Ford<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">6. </span>I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become.<br /> - Oprah Winfrey<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">7. </span>“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”<br /> - Michael Jordan<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">8. </span>You must be the change you want to see in the world.<br /> - Mahatma Gandhi<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">9. </span>What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.<br /> - Goethe<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">10. </span>You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.<br /> - Zig Ziglar<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">11. </span>Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.<br /> - Mahatma Gandhi<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">12. </span>Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything.<br /> - Napoleon Hill<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">13. </span>Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.<br /> - Truman Capote<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">14. </span>Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.<br /> - Japanese Proverb<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">15. </span>In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing; the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing; the worst thing you can do is nothing.<br /> - Theodore Roosevelt<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">16. </span>If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet.<br /> - Isaac B. Singer<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">17. </span>Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well.<br /> - Unknown<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">18. </span>Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.<br /> - Charles F. Kettering, Engineer and Inventor<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">19. </span>Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.<br /> - Mark Twain<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">20. </span>Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.<br /> - Unknown<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">21. </span>Some succeed because they are destined. Some succeed because they are determined.<br /> - Unknown<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">22. </span>Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.<br /> - Dan Stanford<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">23. </span>Setting an example is not the main means of influencing others; it is the only means.<br /> - Albert Einstein<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">24. </span>A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.<br /> - Hugh Downs<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">25. </span>If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.<br /> - Marie Osmond<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">26. </span>Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.<br /> - Roy Goodman<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">27. </span>If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.<br /> - E. Joseph Cossman<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">28. </span>What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.<br /> - Ralph Waldo Emerson<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">29. </span>We judge of man's wisdom by his hope.<br />- Ralph Waldo Emerson<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">30. </span>The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.<br />- Mark Twain<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">31. </span>Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.<br />- Mark Twain<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">32. </span>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.<br /> - Mark Twain<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">33. </span>Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.<br /> - Mark Twain<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">34. </span>The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.<br /> - Richard B. Sheridan<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">35. </span>Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step."<br /> - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">36. </span>"Act or accept."<br /> - Unanonymous<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">37. </span>Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless.<br /> - Tim Blixseth<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">38. </span>The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape.<br /> - Bono<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">39. </span>Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you.<br /> - Dr Phil<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">40. </span>Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly.<br /> - Stephen R. Covey<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">41. </span>People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success.<br /> - Norman Vincent Peale<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">42. </span>Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world.<br /> - Anonymous<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">43. </span>Being defeated is only a temporary condition; giving up is what makes it permanent.<br /> - Marilyn vos Savant, Author and Advice Columnist<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">44. </span>I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones.<br /> - John Cage<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">45. </span>Setting an example is not the main means of influencing others; it is the only means.<br /> - Albert Einstein<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">46. </span>The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.<br /> - Unknown<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">47. </span>The best way to predict the future is to create it.<br /> - Unknown<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">48. </span>Anyone can do something when they WANT to do it. Really successful people do things when they don't want to do it.<br /> - Dr. Phil<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">49. </span>There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.<br /> - Dr. Denis Waitley<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">50. </span>Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.<br /> - Sir Winston Churchill<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">51. </span>Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit.<br /> - Conrad Hilton<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">52. </span>Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching.<br /> - Unknown<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">53. </span>Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.<br /> - John Wooden<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">54. </span>There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it.<br /> - Mario Cuomo<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">55. </span>Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.<br /> - Richard Bach<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">56. </span>Vision doesn't usually come as a lightening bolt. Rather it comes as a slow crystallization of life challenges that we one day recognize as a beautiful diamond with great value to ourselves and others.<br /> - Dr. Michael Norwood<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">57. </span>Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.<br /> - Dr. Joyce Brothers<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">58. </span>Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.<br /> - Samuel Beckett<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">59. </span>Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses.<br /> - Rosalind Russell<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">60. </span> Cause Change & Lead<br /> Accept Change & Survive<br /> Resist Change & Die<br /><br /> - Ray Norda, Chairman, Novell<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">61. </span>Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track.<br /> - Matthew Keith Groves<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">62. </span>An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it.<br />- Bill Bernbach<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">63. </span>An obstacle is often a stepping stone.<br />- Prescott<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">64. </span>Life is "trying things to see if they work"<br />Ray Bradbury<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">65. </span>If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few.<br />Anonymous<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">66. </span>Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.<br />Dennis P. Kimbro<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">67. </span>We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.<br />Ralph Waldo Emerson<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">68. </span>Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.<br />Johann Wolfgang von Goethe<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">69. </span>In matters of style, swim with the current;<br />in matters of principle, stand like a rock.<br />Thomas Jefferson<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">70. </span>I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.<br />Albert Einstein<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">71. </span>Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great.<br />Machiavelli.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">72. </span>Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.<br />Mahatma Gandhi<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">73. </span>"You are what you think about all day long." -- Dr. Robert Schuller<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">74. </span>What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson"<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">75. </span>“Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed.”<br />Booker T. Washington<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">76. </span>"Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world."<br />- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">77. </span>“To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.”<br /> - Elbert Hubbard<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">78. </span>If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. <br />- J.M. Power<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">79. </span>By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day<br /> - Robert Frost<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">80. </span>“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.”<br /> - Maya Angelou<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">81. </span>“The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.”<br /> - William James<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">82. </span>“When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'”<br /> - Sydney Harris<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">83. </span>“Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.”<br /> - Richard L. Evans<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">84. </span>“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.”<br /> - Robert Frost<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">85. </span>“You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you stop to look fear in the face.”<br /> - Eleanor Roosevelt<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">86. </span>Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.<br /> - Seneca<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">87. </span>Do first things first, and second things not at all.<br /> - Peter Drucker.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">88. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;"> The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. <br />- Foster's Law<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">89. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;"> Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. <br />- Joe Clark<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">90. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;"> I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. <br />- Winston Churchill<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">91. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Positive anything is better than negative thinking. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Elbert Hubbard<br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">92. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Ralph Waldo Emerson<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">93. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Those who wish to sing, always find a song. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Swedish Proverb<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">94. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">If you're going through hell, keep going. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Winston Churchill<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">95. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Ralph Waldo Emerson<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">96. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Voltaire<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">97. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Friedrich Nietzsche, <i>The Gay Science</i>, 1882<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">98. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">There is no education like adversity. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Disraeli<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">99. </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. <br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">- </span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;">Friedrich Nietzsche<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;">100.</span><span style="font-family:georgia, bookman old style, palatino linotype, book antiqua, palatino, trebuchet ms, helvetica, garamond, sans-serif, arial, verdana, avante garde, century gothic, comic sans ms, times, times new roman, serif;"> Adversity introduces a man to himself. <br />- Author Unknown</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-4141618311287819232?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-21922978334429638822007-12-07T09:09:00.000-08:002007-12-07T09:25:15.841-08:00Best Iraq War Poster<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.charchaa.com/files/locker25/iraqwar.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.charchaa.com/files/locker25/iraqwar.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-2192297833442963882?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-36044917314517416202007-12-03T06:23:00.000-08:002007-12-03T09:44:15.250-08:00Top 12 Funniest Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >1. Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >2. Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >3. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >4. When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >5. One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >6. I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >7. A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >8. If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >9. Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >10. And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with!</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >11. I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >12. I have a mean kid too. Why he puts krazy glue in my preparation H.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><table width="500" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><br /> <tr><br /> <td><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script></td><br /> <td rowspan="2"><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-8541837862733769";<br />google_ad_width = 336;<br />google_ad_height = 280;<br />google_ad_format = "336x280_as";<br />google_ad_type = "text_image";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />//--><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"<br /> src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"><br /></script></td><br /> </tr><br /> <tr><br /> <td><script>reddit_url='http://boldwords.blogspot.com/2007/12/top-12-funniest-quotes-by-rodney.html'</script><br /><script>reddit_title='Top 12 Funniest Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield'</script><br /><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=3"></script></td><br /> </tr><br /></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-3604491731451741620?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-88050400221394070862007-11-30T23:12:00.000-08:002007-11-30T23:17:18.684-08:00Seven Blunders of the World<span style="font-family:arial;"><br />The Seven Blunders of the World is a list that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mahatma Gandhi</span> gave to his grandson Arun Gandhi, written on a piece of paper, on their final day together, not too long before his assassination. The seven blunders are:</span><br /><br /><ul style="font-weight: bold;"><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Wealth without work<br /><br /></span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Pleasure without conscience<br /><br /></span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Knowledge without character<br /><br /></span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Commerce without morality<br /><br /></span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Science without humanity<br /><br /></span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Worship without sacrifice<br /><br /></span></li><li><span style="font-family:arial;">Politics without principle</span></li></ul><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">This list grew from Gandhi's search for the roots of violence. He called these acts of passive violence. Preventing these is the best way to prevent oneself or one's society from reaching a point of violence.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">To this list, Arun Gandhi added an eighth blunder, Rights without responsibilities.<br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-8805040022139407086?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-87197050325841220962007-11-20T21:33:00.000-08:002007-11-20T21:39:14.164-08:00Drug Free America<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/b23975a2f2.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/b23975a2f2.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >Click on the image to make it larger.<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-8719705032584122096?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-47553463171246962182007-11-18T09:15:00.000-08:002007-11-18T09:20:10.743-08:00How Do We Beat the Bitch?<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WLQGWpRVA7o&rel=1&border=0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WLQGWpRVA7o&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br><br><br /><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /> <script>reddit_url='http://boldwords.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-do-we-beat-bitch.html'</script><br /><script>reddit_title='How Do We Beat the Bitch?'</script><br /><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=3"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-4755346317124696218?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-71719866352645757822007-11-14T09:59:00.000-08:002007-11-14T10:10:59.765-08:00Top 55 Tech Quotes<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >4. 2 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >8. C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >9. C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >10. -{----- The information went data way --------[</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >11. Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >12. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >14. The name is Baud......, James Baud.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >17. C: Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >23. E Pluribus Modem</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >24. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >25. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >31. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >32. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >36. Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >40. All computers wait at the same speed.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >41. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >42. Go ahead, make my data!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >53. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >54. Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >55. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...</span><br /><br /><br /><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><script>reddit_url='http://boldwords.blogspot.com/2007/11/top-55-tech-quotes.html'</script><br /><script>reddit_title='Top 55 Tech Quotes'</script><br /><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=3"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-7171986635264575782?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-84308001738362007252007-10-28T00:11:00.000-07:002007-10-28T00:19:58.005-07:00Best Love Story in Three Pictures<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/RyQ3joGkZPI/AAAAAAAAAB4/RsBCbxf_Yd4/s1600-h/1a.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/RyQ3joGkZPI/AAAAAAAAAB4/RsBCbxf_Yd4/s400/1a.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5126283361054385394" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/RyQ3qoGkZQI/AAAAAAAAACA/nOu-rJ0BEFc/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/RyQ3qoGkZQI/AAAAAAAAACA/nOu-rJ0BEFc/s400/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5126283481313469698" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/RyQ3z4GkZRI/AAAAAAAAACI/rwGDxtIBLuE/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/RyQ3z4GkZRI/AAAAAAAAACI/rwGDxtIBLuE/s400/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5126283640227259666" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-8430800173836200725?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-12382345336717577682007-09-18T22:51:00.000-07:002007-09-18T22:55:00.373-07:00Dubai's Newspaper Posted This Unbelievable Ad on 9/11<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/RvC5QxI3saI/AAAAAAAAAAk/j7QK81fH_Z0/s1600-h/9-11cigs.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/RvC5QxI3saI/AAAAAAAAAAk/j7QK81fH_Z0/s400/9-11cigs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111789274785100194" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-1238234533671757768?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9926676.post-54355742799697000912007-09-18T08:14:00.000-07:002007-09-18T08:17:57.030-07:00His Kid Vs. Your Kid<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/Ru_r1SDaFDI/AAAAAAAAAAc/mWzoFpMr8aM/s1600-h/hiskid2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TopGmYbHsJ8/Ru_r1SDaFDI/AAAAAAAAAAc/mWzoFpMr8aM/s400/hiskid2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111563402700526642" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9926676-5435574279969700091?l=boldwords.blogspot.com'/></div>Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11304903199705597496noreply@blogger.com3