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That sex was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Funny movie quotes by Woody Allen from Annie Hall. Funny Quotes

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Funny movie quotes by Woody Allen from Annie Hall. "Funny Quotes"

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen Funny Movie Quotes

The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
Funny movie quotes by Woody Allen from Annie Hall. Funny Quotes

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Love and Death – “Funny Movie Quotes”

I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
Sleepers – Funny Movie Quotes by Woody Allen

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.”
Funny Movie Quotes” by Woody Allen

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen and His Comedy, Funny Movie Quotes.

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
Funny Movie Quotes by Woody Allen

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Woody Allen “Funny Movie Quotes”

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody Allen Funny Movie Quotes

''According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.''
- Robert de Niro – “Funny Movie Quotes”

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Funny Movie Quotes
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Funny Movie Quotes
Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?

Addams Family Values: Funny Movie Quotes
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.