"When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and asked whether he could do anything for the famed teacher, Diogenes replied: 'Only stand out of my light.' Perhaps some day we shall know how to heighten creativity. Until then, one of the best things we can do for creative men and women is to stand out of their light."
- John W. Gardner
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last."
- Winston Churchill
"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now."
- Anonymous
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"Sometimes you've got to let everything go - purge yourself. If you are unhappy with anything . . . whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. Because you'll find that when you're free, your true creativity, your true self comes out.” tina turner
issues cannot be corrected by the same people that initiated them in the first place.......it is insane to trust the bush administration with the responsibility to end the wars in the world he initiated.....bush and cheney and his corrupt administration and corporate cronie's agenda is not to end the war but to fuel its magnitude and create more havoc around the world with the idea of keeping oil prices up and reconstruction of war ridden areas high......the billions of dollars that the bush administration has siphoned out of america's coffers is of such magnitude that we may never recover......not to mention the destruction of america's reputation around the world, relationships with once peaceful friends, the core of america's society, the future of america's inner and international security and the psycological and robustness of america's military.......but bush should not stand alone, as we are all responsible for allowing this maniac to walk the halls of the united states office of presidency.........
Mr George Bush, President of the United States of America:
For sometime now I have been thinking, how one can justify the undeniable contradictions that exist in the international steel cage octagon of idea-thinkings? Here in which are being constantly debated, specially in political forums and amongst university students. Many questions remain unanswered, and there are many important midterms coming up! These thinkings and contradictions and debations have given me many important headaches. I am telling you this the hopes that it might bring about an opportunity to redress them, and in hopes that you have some Tylenol II.
Can one be a follower of Jesus Christ (PBUH), the great Messenger of God,
Feel obliged to go to the pancake breakfast at the Jesus (PBUH) mosque,
And also Bingo Nites,
Announce one’s opposition to the proliferation of nuclear weapons and WMDs,
Make “War and Terror” into catchy advertising jingle,
And finally, Work towards the establishment of a unified international community – a community which will be governed by Christ and the virtuous Hidden 11th Imam, but only after they recombine as MegaMessenger to do final battle with the diabolical MechaJew.
But at the same time, make crusader attackings on countries; taking their lives and going into villages and homes and mosques to steal cherished family collections of IEDs?
Do not answer! This is a rhetorical question, and I am not finished.
At what price this crusade? Hundreds of billions of dollars spent from the treasury of one country, that could be used to fund totally underfunded muppet program on PBS. Also tens of thousands of young men and women – as occupation crusaders – put in harms way, go crazy with their hands stained with the blood of others, go to infidel M*A*S*H* for craziness problem, and comical villain doctor Frank Burns tries to stop BJ and Hawkeye from sending them back home to their grieving families.
Of course Saddam was a murderous dictator. Hey nobody is perfect. But the war was not waged to topple him, the announced goal of the war was to find and destroy weapons of mass destruction, but the unfound weapons of destruction that did not exist were never found, or destroyed. This is when the you said war was about "democracy" and started silencing dissident comical man Steven Colbert. NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
Mr President, You might know that I am a teacher, and former leader of Tehran NEA. My students ask me how can theses actions be reconciled with the values of Jesus Christ (PBUH), the Messenger of peace and forgiveness. They also ask me if this will be on the exam, and if they can self-flagellate for extra credit. It gets very annoying.
But anyhoo, there are prisoners in Guantanamo Bay that have not been tried, have no legal representation, no access to their families or cell phones or scimitars. Infidels splash pee pee on their Holy Q'urans. How would you like it if ungloved strangers splashed pee pee on the holy word of your God, hmm?? You would totally riot and go to UN Rights and Blasphemy Commission, and don't deny it man.
European investigators have confirmed the existence of secret prisons in Europe too, and also secret alien prisons in Roswell New Mexico. I fail to understand how secret prisons for followers of Allah and his Messenger (PBUH), be they terrestrial and extraterrestrial, correspond to the values of Jesus Christ (PBUH), liberal values, and carbon-based lifeform rights. Not to change the subject, but did the intergalactic Muslims mention how they face Mecca on their planets? That one's always stumped me.
Young people, university students and ordinary people also have many questions about the phenomenon of Israel. I am sure you are familiar with some of them. Questions like, "why does not this country 'Israel' appear on the old documents and globes, or new United Nations maps?" And, "can I take the makeup Israel quiz? It is pledge night at the Mahdi Martyr Mahdi house."
I tell them to study the history of WWI and II. One of my students told me that after WWII, the crafty Jews claimed that six million Jews had been killed, but it was part of a Jew scheme to Jew the life insurance company. This student totally busted the grade curve, and later scored a 1600 on his Paradise Admissions Test.
Again let us go crazy here and fantasize that these events are true. Does that logically translate into the establishment of the state of Israel in the Middle East, building their humiliating Jew pizza parlors right next to the faithful?
Mr President, I am sure you and your crafty neocon accountants know at what cost Israel was established:
- Many thousands were killed in the process.
- Millions of indigenous people were made refugees.
- Whiny tourist ladies from Miami with big sunglasses.
This tragedy has been ongoing for sixty years now.
Another big question asked by people is why is this regime being supported?
Another big question asked is: how many licks does this Zionist regime take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, which has been flavored with the blood of Palestinian infants? The answer is "three," because the Zionist will cheat and bite right into to the delicious blood filling.
The newly elected Palestinian administration recently took office, and is now ordering the needed office equipments such as copiers and Successories posters and national defense martyr belts. Unbelievefully, the Israel regime have put the elected government under pressure and not given it money for toner cartridges and rifle scopes.
Mr President, As you are well aware, I live amongst the people and am in constant contact with them -- many people from around the Middle East manage to contact me as well. Because of this constant people-contacting, I have learned that the people are angry. I have also learned to use anti-bacterial lotions before the contacting, but I will continue to be in people contact because I am basically a "people person."
Okay, where was I? Oh yeah, the question thing. Sorry.
Why is it that any technological and scientific achievement reached in the Middle East regions is translated into and portrayed as a threat to the Zionist regime? It is an interesting question, but after the technological achievements wipe the Zionist regime off the map, it will be probably a moot question.
Here is another question: have you ever tried repeating "Ahmadinejad" quickly? Ahmadinejad Ahmadinejad Ahmadinejad Ahmadinejad Ahmadinejad Ahmadinejad. Go ahead, it is fun.
Mr President, Don’t Latin Americans have the right to ask, why their elected governments are being opposed and coup leaders supported? By the way, what ever happened to Ricky Martin? He seemed kind of big there for a while.
The people of Africa are hardworking, creative and talented. And, as we all know, very good dancers. Why do you oppose the rights of these talented dancing Africans, throughout Somalia, to put their talents to work in submission to their merciful Islamic owners?
The brave and faithful people of Iran too have many questions and grievances, including: the coup d’etat of 1953, whiny Embassy hostages who always complain of tight blindfolds, support for Saddam in the war waged against Iran, cut-rate outlets like Ikea destroying Persian rug business, increasing threats vis-à-vis the scientific and nuclear progress of the Iranian nation, and many other grievances that I are slipping my mind right now because I am trying to cut down on the caffeine.
Mr President, September Eleven was a horrendous incident, especially that classic "My Pet Goat" scene in Michael Moore's brilliant Oscar-nominated Farenheit 911. Reportedly your government employs extensive security, and has many top-notch airport agents wearing smart blue blazers and gray slacks. September eleven was not a simple operation. Could it be planned and executed without help of these intelligence and security services? Inside job, Mr President dude!!! Busted!!!
American citizen lived in constant fear of fresh attacks that could come at any moment and in any place. They felt insecure in the streets,and fret about relationships of Bennifer and Branjolena. Why was the media, instead of conveying peace of mind about Kevin and Brittney, giving rise to a feeling of insecurity?
Some believe insiders manipulated the Star and Enquirer to hype the way – and was the justification – for an attack on Afghanistan, and destroy the once-beautiful thing between Brad and Jennifer.
Will the truth not be lost in such a contrive and deceptive climate? Is Brittney really pregnant again?
As your Excellency is aware, in some states of your country, people are living in poverty. The facts are right there on DKos, Excellency-dude.
Many thousands are homeless and SuperDome Katrina flood-cannibalism is a huge problem. With these conditions in mind, why do you risk sinking Gallup polls over stupid Zionist regime?
Here are some other ideas questions I have been thinking about:
Did you know "RACE CAR" is the same spelled forwards and backwards? Sadly, this is not true in Farsi.
Why does Allah command us to grow beards, but shave our "junk"? Talk about crazy razor burn!
Are you pleased with the current condition of the world?
___Yes ___No ___Not Sure
Do you like my beard? Be honest. I think it adds 10 years, so I have been seriously thinking about a trim.
The twin whore daughters of yours: do you suspect they might secretly have a thing for swarthy mature men?
The whole Jew race, I mean, how long is that bullcrap going to go on?
Mr President, I am just throwing it out there, and it is not my intention to harsh the international mellow. According to divine verses, we have all been called upon to follow the teachings of divine prophets:
"Ina godda davida baby, don't you know that I'm loving you"
“Ooo ee oo ah ah, wing bang walla walla bing bang"
“And in this ever-changing world in which we live in, makes you give up and cry, LIVE AND LET DIE"
The day will come when all humans will congregate before the court of the Almighty, so that their deeds are examined. I have talked it over with the top theological experts, and believe me Mr President dude you do not want to have Jew-helping on your divine resume.
This day of Judgment is coming soon, as has been revealed to me by the divine voice of invisible spirit of the Hidden Imam #11-B, whose earthly appearance will herald the glorious annihilation of this impure world of lust and debauchery and ungodliness as Allah casts the unbelievers into the eternal sea of agony.
Here are a couple other quick Hidden Imam factoids: his name is Chuck and he really enjoys Raisinettes.
Instead of your current course, Mr President, do you not think you should join us in making the way for peace, friendship and the hidden Imam? There will be many pleasures in the rapidly-approaching world to come, which you too can enjoy - sexy doe-eyed virgins, raisins, dates, Raisinettes, Date-ettes, free Cinemax.
So please give me a call. Together we can kill us all, and let God sort us out.
Mekka lekka hi mekka heinie ho,
Mahmood Ahmadi-Najad
President of the Islamic Republic of Iran
Americans are largely unaware of the way, throughout the Middle East, the truth is turned on its head. Facts and evidence that is "obvious" to the Western mind is immediately declared a lie, a hoax, and a fabrication by the voices that rule the Middle East. "The story of the arms ship is but a licensed fabrication by Israel," said the editor-in-chief of the Egyptian government’s daily newspaper, Al-Akhbar. To the rest of the world, it is evidence the Palestinian Authority wants nothing but war with Israel.
Everything the US offers as proof of the plots of Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda is declared false. Anything that suggests Israel is actually engaged in self-defense is denied. This infinite capacity for self-deception and the fact that the media of the Middle East is entirely controlled by the despots who rule there, leaves the population in a state of utter stupification.
One thing, however, is clear. Islam, not just as a religion, but as a culture, as a society, is a bankrupt failure. If one looks at the world, it is the West with its science, its representative forms of government, its dynamic economy, and its sheer creativity that represents and defines modern civilization. Islam is stagnation, poverty, and defeat. Were it not for oil, the Middle East would be a region of little interest or concern to the West except for its mad dreams of Islamic world domination.
So, when World Tribune.Com posted an article on January 11th, "Muslim scholars meet to define terrorism and agree: Israel to blame", it provided the key for both Christians and Jews to understand why America was attacked and why Muslims around the world pose a threat to all governments. No other major religion issues calls for the death of those who worship another faith. No other demands to be the government of all people.
The article began, "Abu Dhabi – Saudi Arabia, under pressure from the United States to cooperate in the war against terrorism, has defined Islamic holy war against Israel as legitimate self-defense." Has Saudi Arabia been attacked by Israel? No. Its primary enemy is Iraq with which it shares a border. Iraq is a nation that attacked its neighbor, Kuwait and, previously, Iran, both Islamic nations. Who is currently protecting Saudi Arabia from an attack by Iraq? The United States of America.
"The definition was formulated during a Saudi-sponsored seminar on terrorism attended by Muslim scholars from the kingdom and abroad. The seminar was held as part of a Saudi campaign to defend the kingdom and other Islamic states from charges that they have encouraged insurgencies in the West."
Well, yes, they have encouraged a militant Islam now for decades. They have funded thousands of schools where the most fundamental version of Islam has been taught. What did they think would occur as these students—the Arabic word for student is "taliban"—grew up and went out into the world? Millions of Saudi dollars have underwritten Yasser Arafat’s struggle to drive the Jews of Israel into the sea.
The Muslim scholars concluded that Israel’s efforts to defend itself against suicide bombers and others who continue to attack both civilians and military, were "all acts of aggression unjustly committed by individuals, groups or states against human beings", deeming Israeli "aggression as the worst form of terrorism (justifying) any retaliation against the Jewish state and its people."
Here’s a bit of history for you. Immediately following the announcement of its independence in 1948, Arab nations attacked Israel. They were defeated, but Israel was partitioned between its Arab and Jewish populations. In 1967, Arab nations again attacked and suffered a catastrophic defeat in the "Six Day War." The Israelis took possession of the Golan Heights of Syria and the West Bank formerly controlled by Jordan as buffer zones against further attacks. In 1973, Arab nations choose the holiest day of the Jewish calendar, Yom Kippur, to attack again. Egyptian and Syrian forces were decisively defeated. In more than a half century, Israel has never truly known a single day of peace. And, still, its universities, its science and technology, its economy thrives amidst the poverty of its neighboring states.
I ask you. Who are the aggressors? Who attacked Israel repeatedly? And who has refused and betrayed every effort to seek peace within Israel? The Palestinians. Who has supported them? The Saudis, the Iranians, and the nations of the Middle East. But the Muslim scholars concluded that Israel’s continued need to defend itself constitutes "the most dangerous terrorism to world peace and security and its confrontation is a just self-defense and jihad (holy war) in the way of Allah." This is irrational.
And the destruction of the World Trade Center, along with the simultaneous attack on the Pentagon was what? Justified by jihad? Was the US in a state of war with the Saudis or any other Middle Eastern nation at the time? No. The US pours billions in oil revenue into these nations. Everything about 9.11 was irrational.
So the answer has to be that a state of total insanity exists among the Muslim scholars and the whole of Islam that permits them to ignore reality, ignore history, and continue to call for a holy war. It is not just a war on Israel. It is a war on Judaism. It is a war on Christianity. It is a war on the values and achievements of Western civilization.
For the Muslim scholars in Saudi Arabia jihad is the answer to Israel’s appropriate acts of self-defense and, by extension, those of the United States after 9.11. For too many Muslims around the world, loyalty to Islam comes before loyalty to the nations in which they live. Since 622 AD, Islam has called for jihad. It needs a dose of reality and it is going to get it.
on the contrary sir, most people believe that 9/11 was an inside job of the U.S Government and there are systematic proofs for it too. video documentaries such as " Loose change 911" and " terrorstorm" are out there only if you have the guts and the courage to watch what your government has done to you. The muslims never started the aggression against the west, or israel . if you should know Israel did not exist before 1945 and the europeans after killing 60 million people ( WW2 ) out of which 6 million were jews, felt saddened for the jews and wanted to give them a land, so they were so selfish that they couldnt give away aryan land ( germany or scottland or alaska or texas) so they knocked at the doors of the palestinians and when the palestinians invited them in and offered them tea, they threw the palestinians out of the palestinian lands. YOU WANTED TO GIVE THEM LAND ... YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM YOUR OWN. You may say that the land belonged to the jews before. maybe you have not read your bible, but the israelis when they came to palestine from egypt they saw a land of lesser humans called palestinians and thier god ordered them to " kill all men women and children, even the animals that breathed the land ".
the paestinian land was never thiers and never will be.
THou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours land.
thou shalt not covet thy nieghbours wife.
oh maybe you have a forgetfull god. but we muslims? we will fight for what is right, with our hand and our tounges.
and mind you sir you should not be saying that judaism and christianity are western religions , cause they are not. they emmerged from the east.
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