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The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles Famous Quotations, Sayings, Quotes


If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
- IF Stone Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotations


Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles M. Schulz Famous Quotes, Inspirational Sayings, Funny Quotations

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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
- AJ Liebling Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Short Sayings


What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
- George Dennison Prentice Funny Quotes, Motivational, Inspirational

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Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
- Bertrand Russell Famous Quotes, Funny Quotations, Sayings

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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Inspirational Sayings

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It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.

Arthur C. Clarke Short Funny Quotes. Daily Quotes. Famous Quotations. Inspirational Sayings.


People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

- Dale Carnegie Famous Quotes. Funny Quotations. Inspirational, Motivational Sayings

Inspirational Quotes

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
Leo Buscaglia Inspirational Quotes, Famous Quotations, Funny Sayings, Motivational Quotes.


What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?
Jean Jacques Rousseau Famous Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Funny Quotations, Motivational Quotes


Kindness is an inner desire that makes us want to do good things even if we do not get anything in return. It is the joy of our life to do them. When we do good things from this inner desire, there is kindness in everything we think, say, want and do.
Emmanuel Swedenborg Inspirational Quotes, Famous Quotations, Motivational Quotes

Movie Quotations

American Beauty Movie Quotes:

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.



I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
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Funny Quotations, Famous Quotes

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Don Marquis - Famous Quotations, Funny Quotes, Short Quotes, Daily Quotes


Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
Albert Einstein - Famous, Funny Quotes, Daily Quotations

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It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Krishnamurti Daily Quotes, Motivational Quotations, Famous Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Sayings


Without freedom from the past, there is no freedom at all, because the mind is never new, fresh, innocent.
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Religion Quotes

A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought at one time, at all times, who suffers harm done to others, whose greatest passion is compassion, whose greatest strength is love and defiance of despair.
Abraham Joshua - Religion Quotes. Famous Quotes. Daily Quotations. Great Sayings.


Albert Einstein Quotes:

True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.
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Albert Einstein Quotes:

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom.
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Business Advice

Quotes on Business Advice:


Business ideas are all around you. They are lurking in your garage, in your basement, in your kitchen, and in your children’s room. You’ll find them in magazine ads, at your neighbor’s house, and at work. They are right there in the vegetables you brought in from the yard . . . in the stack of papers next to your laser printer . . . in the back of your truck . . . and at the back of your mind.
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I have found no greater satisfaction than achieving success through honest dealing and strict adherence to the view that, for you to gain, those you deal with should gain as well.
Alan Greenspan Finance Quotes, Mortgage Quotes, Investing Quotations, Investment Quotes

The true measure of a career is to be able to be content, even proud, that you succeeded through your own endeavors without leaving a trail of casualties in your wake.
Alan Greenspan Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations, Mortgage Quotes, Investment Quotes

I do not deny that many appear to have succeeded in a material way by cutting corners and by manipulating associates, both in their professional and in their personal lives. But material success is possible in this world and far more satisfying when it comes without exploiting others.
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations, Mortgage Quotes

It has been my experience that competency in mathematics, both in numerical manipulations and in understanding its conceptual foundations, enhances a person's ability to handle the more ambiguous and qualitative relationships that dominate our day-to-day financial decision-making
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations, Mortgage Quotes

Any informed borrower is simply less vulnerable to fraud and abuse
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To succeed, you will soon learn, as I did, the importance of a solid foundation in the basics of education--literacy, both verbal and numerical, and communication skills.
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations, Mortgage Quotes

It is decidedly not true that "nice guys finish last," as that highly original American baseball philosopher, Leo Durocher, was alleged to have said.
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I was a good amateur but only an average professional. I soon realized that there was a limit to how far I could rise in the music business, so I left the band and enrolled at New York University.
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Mortgage Quotes, Investing Quotations

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I have found no greater satisfaction than achieving success through honest dealing and strict adherence to the view that, for you to gain, those you deal with should gain as well.
Alan Greenspan Finance Quotes, Mortgage Quotes, Investing Quotations, Investment Quotes

The true measure of a career is to be able to be content, even proud, that you succeeded through your own endeavors without leaving a trail of casualties in your wake.
Alan Greenspan Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations, Mortgage Quotes, Investment Quotes

I do not deny that many appear to have succeeded in a material way by cutting corners and by manipulating associates, both in their professional and in their personal lives. But material success is possible in this world and far more satisfying when it comes without exploiting others.
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations, Mortgage Quotes

It has been my experience that competency in mathematics, both in numerical manipulations and in understanding its conceptual foundations, enhances a person's ability to handle the more ambiguous and qualitative relationships that dominate our day-to-day financial decision-making
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations, Mortgage Quotes

Any informed borrower is simply less vulnerable to fraud and abuse
Alan Greenspan Mortgage Quotes, Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations

To succeed, you will soon learn, as I did, the importance of a solid foundation in the basics of education--literacy, both verbal and numerical, and communication skills.
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Investing Quotations, Mortgage Quotes

It is decidedly not true that "nice guys finish last," as that highly original American baseball philosopher, Leo Durocher, was alleged to have said.
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Investing Quotations, Finance Quotes, Mortgage Quotes

I was a good amateur but only an average professional. I soon realized that there was a limit to how far I could rise in the music business, so I left the band and enrolled at New York University.
Alan Greenspan Investment Quotes, Finance Quotes, Mortgage Quotes, Investing Quotations

Business Quotes

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. (Walt Disney) Short Funny Quotes

Keep it simple, stupid. (KISS) Famous Quotes

I would not give a fig for the simplicity this side of complexity, but I would give my life for the simplicity on the other side of complexity. (Oliver Wendell Holmes) Funny Quotes

Stick to the knitting. (Proverb) Motivational Quotes

Every decision you make is a mistake. (Edward Dahlberg) Inspirational Quotes

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. (H L Mencken) Really Funny Quotes

A man who cannot make mistakes cannot do anything. (Bernard's Bingo Magazine) Motivational Quotes

The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. (Theodore Roosevelt) Inspirational Quotes

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. (Mitch Ratliffe) Funny Sayings

More can be learned from what works than from what fails. (Rene Dubois) Famous Quotes

Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits. (Robert Louis Stephenson) Business Quotes

May you live in interesting times. (Chinese curse) Famous Sayings

Only one thing is certain - that is, nothing is certain. If this statement is true, it is also false. (Ancient Paradox)

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. (Will Rogers) Famous Sayings

Behold the turtle, he makes progress only when he sticks his neck out. (Bruce Levin)
Business Quotes

Patience in the present, faith in the future, and joy in the doing. (George Perera, MD) Funny Sayings

There is nothing more requisite in business than despatch. (Joseph Addison)

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. (Goethe) Business Quotes

Nothing is more terrible than activity without insight. (Thomas Carlyle) Funny Sayings

A moments insight is sometimes worth a life's experience. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. (Henry Ford) Funny Sayings

Think. (IBM slogan)

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. (George Patton)
Business Quotes

Imagine. (Apple slogan)

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. (Cullen Hightower)

If you find a good solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem. (Robert Anthony) Funny Sayings

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. (Sun Tzu) Famous Quotes

Planning without action is futile, action without planning is fatal (Unknown) Business Quotes

The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand. (Sun Tzu)
Business Quotes

If a man will begin with certainties he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties. (Francis Bacon)

Confidence is what you feel before you comprehend the situation. (Proverb)
Never tell me the odds. (Han Solo, Starfighter)

She didn't know it couldn't be done, so she went ahead and did it. (Mary's Almanac)
The new ruler must determine all the injuries that he will need to inflict. He must inflict them once and for all. (Niccolo Machiavelli)

"No, no !" said the Queen. "Sentence first - verdict afterwards". (Lewis Carroll)

When a management with a reputation for brilliance tackles a business with a reputation for bad economics, it is the reputation of the business that remains intact. (Warren Buffet)

The best executive has the sense enough to pick good men, and the self-restraint enough to keep from meddling. (Theodore Roosevelt) Business Quotes

An overburdened, overstretched executive is the best executive, because he or she doesn't have the time to meddle, to deal in trivia, to bother people (Jack Welch) Famous Quotes


Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenity. (General George S Patton Jr)

The person who figures out how to harness the collective genius of his or her organization is going to blow the competition away. (Walter Wriston)
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Funny Sayings

Boxing is just show business with blood.
- Frank Bruno Funny Sayings, Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Inpirational Quotes, Motivational Quotes


Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.
- Vivekananda Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Quotes and Sayings.