Saturday, November 26, 2005

Sad, but Funny Quotes

10 Unbelievable Quotes from Tom Delay

1) "So many minority youths had volunteered that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War

2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" -Tom Delay, to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005

3) "I AM the federal government." -Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris Steak House, after being told to put out his cigar because of federal government regulations banning smoking in the building, May 14, 2003

4) "We're no longer a superpower. We're a super-duper power." -Tom DeLay, explaining why America must topple Saddam Hussein in 2002 interview with Fox News

5) "Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes." -Tom DeLay, March 12, 2003

6) "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills." -Tom DeLay, on causes of the Columbine High School massacre, 1999

7) "A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can't provide stability, I'm not saying that... It does take a father, though." -Tom DeLay, in a radio interview, Feb. 10, 2004

8) "I don't believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a government church." -Tom DeLay

9) "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour [the minimum wage in 1996] are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist." -Tom DeLay, during a debate in Congress on increasing the minimum wage, April 23, 1996

10) "I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution." -Tom DeLay, in a CNN interview, Dec. 19, 1995

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Funny Quotes, Thanksgiving Quotations

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Sayings

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Inspirational Quotes

If the going is real easy, beware, you may be headed down hill.
- Unknown Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Quotations, Funny Sayings

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world.
- Mohammed Motivational Quotes, Inspirational Quotations, Famous Daily Sayings

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
- Anatole France Famous Quotes, Inspirational Sayings and Motivational Quotations

Monday, November 21, 2005

Short Sayings

I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
- Neil Armstrong Short Sayings

Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
- Anonymous Short Sayings

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Inspirational Motivational Quotes

I found a great quote that I wanted to share with everyone. Please feel free to comment.

Great minds discuss ideas
Average minds discuss events
Small minds discuss people

-- Eleanor Roosevelt Inspirational, Motivational Quotes and Sayings

Friday, November 18, 2005

Funny Short Quotes

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
- Thomas Szasz Funny Short Quotes, Daily Quotes, Short Sayings

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Short Sayings

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Fred Allen Funny Short Quotes. Daily Quotes.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Inspirational, Motivational, Funny Quotes, Sayings and Quotations

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
- Ellen Goodman Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Inspirational and Motivational Sayings

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- HL Mencken Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Inspirational and Motivational Sayings

Thursday, November 10, 2005

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
- Maurice Maeterlinck Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Inspirational Sayings

All television is children's television.
- Richard P. Adler Famous Quotations, Funny Quotes, Inspirational Sayings

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Funny Quotes, Famous, Inspirational, Motivational

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.
- Herbert Agar Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotations, Inspirational Sayings.

I think the world is run by 'C' students.
- Al McGuire Famous Quotations, Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Inspirational Sayings.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
- Leo Tolstoy Famous Quotations, Daily Quotes, Short Funny Quotes, Inspirational Sayings.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Funny, Famous, Inspirational, Motivational Quotes

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
- Margo Kaufman Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Daily Quotes, Inspirational Sayings.

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
- George Bernard Shaw Inspirational Quotations, Famous Quotes, Funny Sayings

In a mad world only the mad are sane.
- Akira Kurosawa Famous Quotations, Funny Quotes, Inspirational Sayings, Daily Quotes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- HL Mencken Daily Quotes, Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
- Wilson Mizner Daily Quotes, Famous Quotations, Inspirational Short Sayings.