When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
- Thomas Szasz Funny Short Quotes, Daily Quotes, Short Sayings
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Short Sayings
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Fred Allen Funny Short Quotes. Daily Quotes.