Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Funny Famous Quotations

The most tyrannical of governments are those which make crimes of opinions, for everyone has an inalienable right to his thoughts.
- Famous Short Quotes by Baruch Spinoza. Inspirational, Motivational

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
- Short Funny Quotes by Plutarch, Famous, Motivational

Monday, January 30, 2006

Motivational Quotes

Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.
- Short Quotes by James A. Michener. Funny Famous Quotations, Sayings

You know youve achieved perfection in design, not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing more to take away.

- Short Quotations by Antoine de Saint-Exupery. Inspirational Quotes, Sayings

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening.

- Short Quotes by Marshall McLuhan. Famous Quotations. Funny Sayings.

In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.

- Famous Quotations by RA Butler. Inspirational Sayings, Motivational Quotes.

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.

- Famous Quotations by Tom Stoppard. Funny Sayings. Motivational, Inspirational

The big thieves hang the little ones.

- Funny Quotes from a Czech Proverb. Short Quotations. Famous, Inspirational Sayings

Friday, January 27, 2006

Short Quotes

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.
- Rene Descartes Short Quotes, Inspirational, Motivational Quotations and Sayings

The people have a right to the truth as they have a right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
- Epictetus Inspirational Quotations, Short Funny Quotes. Famous Sayings

Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
- George Bernard Shaw Famous Quotations, Short Funny Quotes and Sayings

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Short Sayings and Quotes

The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious ... the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
- Albert Einstein Short Quotes, Famous Quotations and Sayings

One ought to examine himself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others.
- Moliere Famous Quotes, Short Quotations and Sayings

Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.
- Albert Einstein Short Quotes and Sayings

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Evan Esar Famous Quotes and Short Funny Sayings

Monday, January 23, 2006

When twenty years ago a vague terror went over the earth and the word socialism began to be heard, I thought and still think that fear was translated into doctrines that had no proper place in the Constitution or the common law. Judges are apt to be naif, simple-minded men, and they need something of Mephistopheles. We too need education in the obvious - to learn to transcend our own convictions and to leave room for much that we hold dear to be done away with short of revolution by the orderly change of law.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Short Funny Quotes. Famous Quotations, Inspirational Sayings.

Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled.
- Michael Crichton Famous Quotations

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
- Will Durant Short Sayings

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
- Henry Kissinger Funny Quotes and Quotations

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Great Funny Quotes

Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority: still more when you superadd the tendency or the certainty of corruption by authority.
- Lord Acton Short Funny Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.
- Samuel Johnson Famous Funny Quotes

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
- Andre Malraux Funny Famous Quotations

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Short Quotes and Sayings

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper Famous Funny Short Quotes

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Funny & Famous Quotes

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London Funny Short Quotes and Sayings

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson Famous quotations and sayings.

If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.

- Charles Caleb Colton Funny Quotes

Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
- Samuel Butler Short Really Funny Quotes.

Take away the danger and remove the restraint, and wayward nature runs free.
- Horace Funny Famous Quotes

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

New Quotes

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Horace Walpole, Famous Short Quotes

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Eugene McCarthy Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes

Friday, January 06, 2006

Funny and Famous Quotes

If a person never contradicts himself, it must be that he says nothing.
- Miguel De Unamuno Y Jugo Funny Quotes