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Sunday, January 22, 2006

Great Funny Quotes

Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority: still more when you superadd the tendency or the certainty of corruption by authority.
- Lord Acton Short Funny Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.
- Samuel Johnson Famous Funny Quotes

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
- Andre Malraux Funny Famous Quotations

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Short Quotes and Sayings

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper Famous Funny Short Quotes

2 comments:

douglas novack said...

corruption, power, absolute authority; it is all bad unless you are in power.....then it is just good politics........

show me a good rotten fruit and i'll show you a good rotten drunk.......

patience is another form of procrastination.......

your prison is only in your mind.....you have the key to unlock the doors anytime.......

look at the other side; we give three-fourths of ourselves for other people to be more like us........

everything loose falls in los angeles when the world is turned upside down? oh, that explains why everything in los angeles is broken..........

last night i dreamed a ten pound marshmellow ate me, that explains my 5 pound weight loss.........

douglas novack said...

corruption, authority, absolute power; it is only bad if you are on the other side.........

corruption, authoirty, absolute power; i thought this wasn't a porn site.......

corruption, authority, absolute power; it is unamerican to complain about such nonsense.....

corruption, authority, absolute power; the only complainers are broke, in chains and do not have a voice in the government.........