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Monday, November 14, 2005

Inspirational, Motivational, Funny Quotes, Sayings and Quotations

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
- Ellen Goodman Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Inspirational and Motivational Sayings


Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- HL Mencken Funny Quotes, Famous Quotations, Inspirational and Motivational Sayings

6 comments:

douglas novack said...

love is a higher elevation of like with a few spices added and cooked until tender.................

douglas novack said...

normal is the opposite of paris hilton, but then who dreams of being normal...........

douglas novack said...

normal is the opposite of what you really wish you were..........

douglas novack said...

love is normal on steroids......

douglas novack said...

in a perfect world;

normal would be never having to get dressesd, having someone else drive their car to work and making enough money to pay all of your debts so you can lay around the house all day and watch oprah......

douglas novack said...

love is the first step to having someone hang around you the rest of your life and watch you eat, sleep and everything else that you wouldn't ordinarily be doing in front of someone...........