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Friday, March 10, 2006

Short Quotes. Funny

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a Mexican to work tomorrow.
Chris Rock's short funny quotes. Famous

29 comments:

douglas novack said...

gas is getting so expensive we need to reactivate the slave laws and have the brothers pulling our cars instead of stealing them

gas is so expensive these days the christians should start praying for something real instead of molesting young boys........

gas is so expensive we should burn republicans to heat our homes.....lets start with bush and cheney.......

gas is so expensive, we should bomb the hell out of the red states to satisfy the arabs and maybe they will sell us oil for a discount.......

the problem with our economy is the republicans and the red states....get rid of all the republicans, put hilary clinton in office as president with bill as VP and give the red states and all the christian fanatics a gift certifcate to walmart, plastic cover sheets for the sofas in their trailer, a 6/pack of beer, a velvet painting of jesus and another child molesting priest and our country will be so much better of........

Anonymous said...

you're an idiot buddy.

douglas novack said...

reply to "anonymous"

first of all, i am not your "buddy." secondly, if that is your only response, guess again who the "idiot" is.......

Ray said...

Hahahaha.... I think that you are really funny. I especially liked the "lets start with bush and cheney..." one!

douglas novack said...

thank you, ray! it is up lifting to find an alliance....i was afraid that i was just a speck of blue in the middle of an ocean of red......anyone that actually beleives that the iraq war is going well like the president said today in his speech, must also subscribe to the theory that outsourcing and chinese imports is good for our economy......is it just me or am i not seeing things clearly; are we better off now than we were five years ago? or for that matter is our country worse of now than we have ever been?

jesus lives said...

If you're so concerned about the gas prices,why don't you do something about them rather than insult Christians, and your own government.

douglas novack said...

hey, "jesus," if anyone should be pissed off at their government, it should be you......you got nailed, literally...........

Anonymous said...

DAM DOUGLAS WHAT A BITCH ... U DONT KNOW ANY BETTER

Anonymous said...

Christians give it to little boys in the butt thats priceless... because its true... religion is gay literally LMFAO...

douglas novack said...

reply to anonymous............

you are the reason why our country is in danger; iliterate, poor, unemployed, uninformed and weak.......and moste of all, cowardly....

Anonymous said...

I personally think this is ridiculous ... im sick of anti war people atacking bush ... he didnt know the whole story so what makes you think your so damned special that you do? Hes the freaking president obviously the majority of th country likes him so shut up!

danielle

douglas novack said...

bush is the biggest mistake our country has ever experienced. he has set our country backwards 100 years...he is responsible for 1000's of deaths and attacking a country that was no threat to us at all....bush has pushed our country to the brink of bankruptcy and the war as you call it is blowing up in our face...we have created terrorism and hatred against the united states and we are going to eventualy have to leave iraq with shame and billions of dollars worth of damage and destruction and millions of lives affected.....100's of billions of dollars that bush poured into a senseless, irresponsible and criminal war could have been spent on our own country....we have accumulated billions of dollars worth of debt....we are in the middle of a civil war that we caused and the entire country is against us....not only iraq but all the middle eastern countries hate us and for good reason...we are invaders, we have aggressively attacked a country and we are trying to force our form of government on them......this is not being accepted just like we would resist if an aggressive country attacked us, bombed the shit out of our country, killed our woman and children and then tried to force us to adopt their culture and government......so, danielle, do you really think that we are better off now than we were before 9/11?

Anonymous said...

Douglas, I cannot figure out why you feel that you are so smart. First of all no one is going to win this argument, because it's based on politics. Secondly hind-sight is 20/20 I am personally glad that you can come out and point out the world that we are in debt, because thats what it says on the television. Why don't you step up, be a man (or women, whatever you like, I'm not one to judge) and become a positive influence on society. Voicing your opinions on a blog with 12 viewers isn't helping anyone. Except maybe your personal self-gradification of making fun of someone else due to low self esteem. Have a nice life.

douglas novack said...

DANIELLE........my remarks have nothing to do with low esteem; it has to do with the condition our country is in and the condition and danger bush has put the world in.....you are living in a cave.....yes, i beleive what the television is telling us because they the national debt is a matter of public record, not my opinion. the death toll is iraq is a matter of public recod, not my opinion. we are losing the war in iraq and there is a civil war, a matter of public record, not my opinion. we are hated by almost every country in the world, a matter of public record, not my opinion. katrina was a national embarassment and a loss of many lives, a matter of public record, not my opinion. bush and cheney disclosed sercet classified info and manipulated intelligence to bolster the false claims of WMD, a matter of record, not my opinion. Cheney has made millions from halliburton, a matter of record, not my opinion. Our country is sinking morally and ecomically, a matter of public record, not my opinion. The United States has taken a back seat on international trade, a matter of public record, not my opinion. No, Danielle, i am not trying to self-gratifiy myself, i am an american and i wish that none of this was true and i am certainly not trying to bash our president in false claims or am i opinionated because i am a liberal and not a republican......i am an american and it is a matter of public record that the bush administration is incompetent, liars and criminal.....

Anonymous said...

personally i think that since most of our country already ellected Bush as our president we need to support him in whatever he decides to do next and i also think that putting someone down about believing in religion is stupid. If you knew what it felt like to believe in something real you would know.

douglas novack said...

great response and i would agree with you under normal circumstances as president bush is the president of the united states and he is definetly not an enemy, he is an american and elected by a very slim majority of our population......however, please look at the facts, (1) president bush has the lowest approval rating of any president in the history of the united states, (2) president bush ignored very sophisticated intelligence, not only from our cia but other intelligence agencies around the world that concluded that iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, yet president bush and dick cheney proceeded with false claims and false accusation that there were weapons of mass destruction, (3) president bush lied and manipulated and falsified documents to bolster his case; this is not a rumor or left wing prpoganda but actual documented evidence against the president. (4) as a result of the manipulated propoganda, 1'000's of united states soldiers have been killed and 10,000's of thousands have been wounded, not to mention our allies that trusted us have also lost many men in uniform and then there are the 100,000's iraqis that have been killed and the millions of iraqi's that have lost everything they own......now if this isn't enough for impeachment and imprisonment, look at our trade deficet; totally imbalanced and our stance in the world market has been destroyed, our economy is in shambles and our workers have lost 1,000,000's of jobs. we are over a trillion dollars in debt, our largest fortune 500 companies are either on the verge of bankruptcy or have moved to china and india.....is this the worse? no! millions of american workers have lost their jobs are going to lose their pensions that they depended on for retirement, gasoline is upward of almost $4.00 a gallon and rising, the oil companies, who president bush and dick cheney are loyal too and their families and assets are very closely tied too have pocketed over a quarter of a trillion dollars profit just in the last three months, and there is more........we are hated around the world, shamed by our once close allies, china is a world dominant power now and we send millions of dollars abroad for a disaster before we help our own americans in need.......now, is this an administration that you will blindly follow because if it is, you will blindly fall of a cliff.......

Anonymous said...

Yes... a joke about burning people (Republicans, midgets, mentally challanged, etc.)is sure smart... I second Mr. Anonymous with the you're an idiot statement, because honestly you have no regard to any kind of humane respect. You feed off attention, poor thing... you tried to be funny, you really tried. But yes the next time you open that ignorant trap of yours, maybe you'd like to use your brain and contact yourself with regard to how other people(such as the Jewish who were burnt to death via ethnic cleansing) might feel about such a statement. No need to respond I will not visit this site again, I stumbled over it incidently, but yes darling; ignorance is bliss and if I were you I'd stay in your lower class thinking state... reality just might be too overwhelming for you...

Anonymous said...

your all fucked, can`t you people find something better to do with your time?

Anonymous said...

"... A kingdom divided against itself will surely fall..." dont let it happen to u mayb u dont like Bush but its 2 l8 2 change that, so go with wat u got and try to make the best of it.

Anonymous said...

Ok for one ask the parents who lost their children and spouses how much they love bush...2 i am republican and i can tell u right now id rather have hillary in office and bill over forigen polcies since he is so good over it...(cant be president or vp if u served 8 yrs as pres)...3 i support the troops not the war...4 dont insult red states,blue states u seem to have a IQ use it to an advantage not as a way to mouthe off because when you do people seem to close the mind down and you have no influence over them

Miro said...

to anon and douglas

fighting online is like racing in the special olympics..even if you win your still retarded..

but im agreein with douglas <3

Andrea said...

apparently you dont take criticism very well because whenever someone writes in that they dont like what you are saying then you get all defensive everyone is entitled to their own opinion. i dont agree with a lot you have said but you have a right to say it. i am not going to bash you but i think you should watch some news shows that are not run by democrats like msnbc. they do not talk about any of the good things in life right. and you do kow that the reason korea has nuclear weapons is because BILL CLINTON gave them to them!!

stick to your opinion it is nice to see someone not conforming to one thing

Oi Mate said...

wow, well i had a good time reading ur arguments,, but i do have to say yes anonymous at first i did think u were a retard losing the olympic, but then u stepped it up a notch and actually tried to make sense,, a priceless strategy,, i also think tht while in my view being mostly correct Douglas u seem not to be a very open minded person with a little dim view of the world,, someone who cannot even if just once in a while lay back and say fuck it its not my responsibility (thank god ppl like me arent president) but if one does try to take into account all the responsibilities,, yes it is a very dim and problematic world. and the problems just seem to build up and build up,, and i think when bush was elected it was one of those times were the whole country united as one into a "fuck it" mode and layed back and said,, hey bush seems like a nice guy,, all the others seem to serious lets re-relect this guy just for kicks, and when they one by one snapped out of it and saw what a horrible mistake it was it was to late. so now we stuck. however no matter how wrong a person or goup of people can be,, there has to be somthing right about it and i think tht if u learn what is holding tht goupr together and sharing opinions instead of tryin to force one onto the other this country would be alot better off,, neway fuck it bibi


hehe i liked the little "u got nailed,, litterally" tht shit was funny

She said...

I think douglas is right, however I do not believe that Anonymous put up much of a fight, get some facts. At lease when Bill was pesident he took care of our country not another country.

doulas novack said...

no shit.......all i hear from bush and the evil hatchet man, cheney, is "lets spread democracy in the middle east." first of all they spread democracy with bullets, bombs and threats........why is it so important to spread democracy to countries and cultures that have been doing just fine for thousands of years? if anyone needed some good "old fashioned" democrcy, it is the united states....and by the way, we are not so united; there is the intelligent and productive "blue states," and then there are the "red states" that seem to have an over abundance of trailers, people with no teeth and no brains, racist as hell and illiterate and worship a long haired rebel that lived 2000 years ago.......if jesus was alive today, he would be smoking weed, living at berkeley and holding a sign that read "BUSH SUCKS! STOP THE WAR!" there is no time in our country that we have had so much turmoil, been so deep in the hole financially and had so much hate around the world. we are so divided amongst the states that now is a damn good time for the south to declare independence....you know, i don't think they would get a challenge, we in california would say "OK." you know, there are more people that died in in the last two months in iraq than died in 911......one of my favorite statements from bush is "it is so rewarding to see democracy at work in iraq." he was responding to a crowd of about 100,000 angry demenstrators in bagdad with signs that said "GO HOME AMERICANS! WE HATE YOU!" ....

Anonymous said...

Ok, first of all i agree with Novack that we have no buisness to be in Iraq. If everything was fine and dandy in the United States--which it wasn't-- then I might say it was ok to HELP other countries, but only if THEY wanted it. But where in the heck do you you get off puttting other religions down?? The United States is sopposed to be a FREE coutry..that means freedom of religon!!! I dont uderstand why you dont think God isn't real, but im not gonna say your gonna go to hell for it...If I actually knew you i would try to convince you that God was real, but is none of my buisness what you belive. Back to the war in Iraq they do need our help even if they wont admitt it. Over there its 10x worse then here. Im not gonna SAY your a superficial idiot that has NO clue what he is talking about, but im sure as heck gonna THINK it!

Veteran said...

Until you’re a soldier you shouldn't have an opinion about any war!!!!!!!!!! Did you fight in Iraq? Did you watch friends die?? Did you take lives? Then why does your opinion even matter? Unless you’re a Veteran you shouldn't even have a right to speak on politics or war!!! As far as I'm concerned you nothing but another free loader living off the freedom I fought for and gave to you!!

Anonymous said...

You know instead of fighting on the internet i believe you all should find something better to do that is uplifting to others rather than looking down your noses at others that YOU think that are "lower" than yourselfs! I am a God fearing women and work everyday to please him! Just because I do not believe the same believes you do, does NOT give me the right to down grade you! I believe that people like you are the reason our country is in the shape it is in. However, it is not at all my place to judge! That is GOD'S duties and everyone of us MUST answer to that oneday. "What we are today is God's gift to us. But, what we become tomorrow is our gift to God." I urge you to make your gift one worthly of the Lord's praise! Not one that is full of shame and cursing on the internet!! God has a bigger and define plan for each of us and pray that you all discover yours!! In closing just remember this, every human life is sacred, it is not to be judged, teased, or forgotten!! ESPECIALLY not by us!!

Anonymous said...

fuck you guys