Thursday, June 08, 2006

Memorable Quotes

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
- Short Quotes by David Frost

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
- Funny Quotes by Laurence J. Peter

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
- William S. Burroughs Famous Quotations

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

television is a window in which we can climb in and out of without the fear of staying........

psychiatry is a mirror image of the stranger within us.......

i was born on this planet and i am still looking for the manager......

Anonymous said...

some of my best friends are in television; they just don't know it yet.........

my psychiatrist said that i was crazy so i didn't pay the bill and pleaded insane.........

earth is a wonderful place, as long as you live in california......