Taken from the comedy material of Jeff Foxworthy:
You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.
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