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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Top Ten Signs You Might Be White Trash

Taken from the comedy material of Jeff Foxworthy:

You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

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