Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Average Joe against Bush

Video of an average guy saying all the right things. Its amazing how our president is an average guy but still can't understand it.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Top Ten Signs You Might Be White Trash

Taken from the comedy material of Jeff Foxworthy:

You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Inpiring Quotes

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.
- John Ruskin Inspirational Quotes

People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.
- Alice Walker Short Funny Quotes

Whenever morality is based on theology, whenever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established.
- Ludwig Feuerbach Quotes on Religion