My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
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I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.
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If I ever have twins, I'd use one for parts.
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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
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