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Monday, April 10, 2006

Short Quotes on Life. Happiness

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- Happiness quotes by CP Snow. Inspirational quotations.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Funny quotes by Fletcher Knebel

27 comments:

douglas novack said...

to truly accomplish happiness, you must pursue it, not in the literal sense but to prepare for happiness; secure a marketable career, associate yourself with positive people, live in a harmonious community, successful relationships......to just sit there and wait for happiness to smack you in the face is a sure formula for unhappiness..........

douglas novack said...

smoking is as dangerous and stupid as stabbing yourself with little knives all day.........

douglas novack said...

smoking is the leading cause of death......yea! it kills all the stupid people that can't understand the label that clearly states, "smoking will cause cancer.".......maybe that explains white trailer trash is the leading community that smokes and drinks and eats spam and fried potatos........thank god they all live in the red states........

douglas novack said...

happiness is living in california; depression is living in ohio, missouri, tennessee, alabama, texas, barstow and compton.......

Jared Koch said...

Douglas Novack can go fuck himself

douglas novack said...

response to jared cock........

you must be a trailer resident.....that sums it all up; and your name, is that a given name by your mother (if you had one) or is that what you gay friends call you because you don't have one.........

douglas novack said...

there are people that have the ability to express themselves like a rainbow over the horizon and there are people that have no foresight at all and express themselves like a sewer over flow......

Anonymous said...

hey fucktard what are you some kind of dumbass stuck up homophobe
u really should go fuck yourself

douglas novack said...

response to "anonymous"

thank you for your response....you just supported my theory that all southern white trash trailer residents are illiterate, vulgar and noncreative........my suggestion is to (1) have no offsprings and (2) drink and drive in your cow pasture; please watch out for the cows for they are much smarter than you.......

Felicia Minch said...

well, Im sorry to say but I believe you are actually wrong. I used to be what you call "white trailer trash" and yet I find it funny that to get your kicks you need to put others down. so maybe its about time you get off your ass and do something usefull. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Felicia Minch said...

didnt think you would answer me, you are just an inbred little prick. how do you like being put down? not fun is it? quit your shit and get a life. Its pitiful to see idiots like you suffer, so do yourself a favor,turn off your computer and walk away in shame like you should do after getting attacked by a girl, and nonetheless, a young girl. my my my, arent you pathetic.

douglas novack said...

to Felicia:

thanks for your response. i am sorry that you are a bull dike lesbian and probably an ugly one at that......i know it is difficult for you to survive, especially in your case as you live in a rural trailer park and work at mcdonalds as a cleanup janitor for minimum wage.....i suggest that you at least try to take off the excess 100 pounds that you are packing around on your thighs and stomach...life has been unfair to you and you have taken it rough......good luck in your attempt to be human, at least you have your trailer and an endless supply of fast food......

douglas novack said...

by the way, felicia.....try and contribute to this blog in a respectful and intelligent way.....instead of trying to defend your illiteracy by attacking me personally, state your philosophy, respond with intelligent and thought out concepts......tell us your stance on society and your value and moral judgments......just who is felicia and what do you stand for.....why are you alive and what contributions can you bring to society....channel your anger and frustrations to positive means......try and relax and participate in a more meaningful and intelligent way.......

Anonymous said...

as she said you idiot, we refuse to have battles of wits with an unarmed person, you only put others down because you're insecure about yourself.
she was right, you are pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Don't hate, appreciate..in stead of putting one another down, shutup if you aint got anything good to say..because it's people like you, Douglas Novack who help make the world a worse place lacking peace and serenity...i came across this site by accident so don't think i'm hating on you Mr Novack but you really need to stop attacking people with character deffects because sir what they do is none of your business and all of you who are replying to him with obscenity need to remember that your only adding fuel to the fire..

Anonymous said...

Oh and one more thing Mr Novack..If that is your real name... God help you if your identity is revealed.. i.e. your location because you will be liable and charged for defamation and slander, as I am sure you are over the age of 18, for publicly besmurging ones character.. So a word of advice, you always get what you ask for, and your asking for trouble... So be very cautious of what you say...

Anonymous said...

my bad..i forgot to add that you're lucky you live in America because then you cannot possibly be charged for defamation..but if that's the case then i think your biggest fear should be having a cap busted up yo ass..freedom of expression hey?...

Anonymous said...

Sounds like all you guys are hypocritical...I found it amusing reading through all these comments....hypocricy is for those who find their faults in others

Southern woman said...

Mr Novack,(if that is your name)
Maybe u should be called Mr. no soul. If all u can do is be so critical and assume stereotypes of southern people is a justifiable thing to do, than maybe ur the one who really is working at Mcdonalds and living in a trailer somewhere, seeing as how u seem to know so much about it. So, the response you gave to Felicia, you might need to ask yourself."Just who is Douglas No-soul, and what do u stand for?" (besides a bad attitude, and a striking similarity to a total want to be dictator)....

douglas novack said...

my use of "white trailer trash" and "working at mcdonalds" is not to be take literally....it is a metaphor to illustrate the illiterate, poltically ignorant, culturally shallow society that has crept into our country like transfatty meat has strangled the arteries of americans.......we are being ravaged by financial and academical savvy cultures from abroad......not only are we being beaten at our own game but we are being moved to rural areas in the country to live out a slow and painful death.....america as we once knew it is being replaced and transformed to other countries like india and china......our priorities are not education, family unity and economic awareness but they have transended to religious stupidity, educational ignorance and political unawareness......our leaders are concentrating on a losing battle in iraq, we have taken a back seat to world policies and our society and economy is crumbling before our eyes......so stop watching the "fear factor" and "american idol" and pay attention to the attitude and events surrounding you or you will find yourself in a third world country called america.......

Anonymous said...

hmmmm...seems to me someone has alot of time on their hands.lol.although,mr. novak,you seem to be educated.i find the comments you have made to some people here offensive also.i am from the south and very proud of it and i love my country.i can understand having comments, but when they become personal and nasty,you are being a total jerk.have a wonderful life in front of a screen puttin people down....proud to be an american and from the south!...redneck woman

wouldntyouliketokno said...

wow, doug, ur an asshole...dong kno why anyone else didnt day it any clearer....

wouldntyoulketokno said...

and jared, ur an ass too for starting all of this

Anonymous said...

...Wow. I came here looking for some inspiring quotes to add to a website, and I get a mile-long argument between several immature high-schoolers instead.

Here's the deal: not everyone from the South is "illiterate, politically ignorant and culturally shallow". So please stop copy/pasting from CNN.com and grow up. There are other ways to appear intelligent without cutting other people down for no reason. Your flowery imagery and metaphors don't convince me that you really understand what you're talking about.

I am from Texas, but do not consider myself "redneck" or "white trash". It's a HUGE state...there are many, many types of people who reside within the borders. Many of them are ex-Californians who got sick of paying an outrageous amount of money to enjoy a crappier quality of life.

Here's a nice quote for you: Think before you speak. Or type. Because you simply make yourself look foolish.

- Samantha

Anonymous said...

you are all a bunch of twats stop argueing about where you liveand your social classes, no one gives a shit if u are a redneck or trailer trash or whatever you are, how bout all of you stop being a bunch of fags and actuly leave posts that are meant to be left, like the fucking sayings we all originaly went to this page to look at

Julia Dawn said...

all i have to say is that no one will ever find true happiness in being rude, spiteful or cutting others (or thier culture) down.

being from texas is like being in love ... there are so many little various details in the culture to love n pay attention to that only those with closed minds and hearts could miss...

likewise the culture of the humble is nothing to laugh at or lash out at ... instead we should all try to look at life from all points of view and learn to appreciate them all!

Only when we learn to stop fighting with one another and putting others down ... and can appreicate our fellow humans can anyone achieve true happieness.

Anonymous said...

i am only 14 but i kno that the only way to find true happiness is in God. People came to our country for religious freedom and freedom to live their lives how they want to. insted of putting others down y cant we all just keep this country one to b proud of and insted of insalting everyone help others to become better people. you all are obviously a lot wiser than i, but i kno that this isnt right. this is worse than middle school. (by the way im form the south:) )