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These are some reasons to join the military:for honorfor countryfor moneyfree tuitiontravel abroad“blow shit up”because you hate brown peoplebecause you hate Muslimsbecause you think you are going to do something good for our countrybecause you are politically illiteratebecause you want to kill peoplefor the adventure (good one)for the hookers near military bases, esp. coastal citiesbecause you are not disciplined enough to do things on your own and you want somebody else to tell you what to dobecause you can’t get a job in the real worldbecause your buddies “did it”because you parents did itbecause your brothers did itbecause it was expected of you“Taking a stand against terrorism” Yeah right…for the experience (this is a good one)to learn new things (good one too)to protect your country (another good one, if you are not starting wars with random countries and your commander in chief is not an idiot)for potential prestige (not bad)work experience (decent, too)to say you did itso you won’t be called a chicken-hawkbecause it makes you look bravebecause people will blindly see you as a hero, even if you don’t deserve the titlebecause you want to know what a bullet feels likebecause you want to play with guns or tanksbecause it’s easier to follow orders than to think for yourselfhealth care benefitsdental benefitsmilitary discountsfree flights between basespay back your expensive college loansget to tell people what to do (at some point)advanced and technical training (nice choice)because you think God wants you to (lol)pensionget to yell at foreign strangersyou enjoy painyou enjoy inflicting painbecause your recruiter lied to you (ouch)to get citizenshipto be freed (if you were previously a slave)to get away from your parentsyou lost a betto meet exotic women abroadyou don’t care for your right leg (you are hoping you’ll be shot and compensated for it)you think you owe tribute to fallen soldiersto take revengebecause you want to kill japsbecause you want to kill towelheadsbecause you want to kill Nazisto find Osama Bin Laden and kick his ass (probably the greatest reason of all)to kill real terrorists (not Iraqi civilians)to kill Iraqi civiliansbecause you think you can force people to be free, even when their idea of freedom is radically different from yours.to destroy Al Qaeda (another great reason)for a good career (maybe)to take out Saddam Hussein (no longer applicable)to prepare for a career with the CIAno more job hunting or resumespridefalse pridebecause you liked the boy scouts or girl scoutsyou enjoy fightingyou enjoy martial artsyour parents or the politician near you won’t let you carry gunsyou want to learn new languagesyou are preparing to work for blackwaterto protect Israel (even though they don’t need or deserve our protection anymore than their neighbors)because you think it’s your duty (…why?)you are preparing for a criminal careerbecause you adore Hitlerbecause you want to be a skilled, high-profile terroristbecause you think you won’t be in the front linesbecause you were draftedbecause you were shaftedbecause your parents made youbecause your family is way poorbecause you got your high school sweetheart pregnant (need money)because your girlfriend/boyfriend thinks men/women in uniforms are hotbecause you think men/women in uniforms are hotbecause you are gay (in the homosexual sense)to freak your parents outbecause your parents asked you not tobecause you hate yourselffor the adrenaline rushyou like to go camping/hiking/huntingto put your parents through hellbecause you are not worried about brain damagebecause you think you are invincible / indestructiblebecause you are not worried about amputation / blindness (extremities are redundant anyway)because you look forward to begging for money on the streets as a war veteranbecause you were told you would never see combatbecause “more people get killed in NY than in Iraq” every daybecause you can “choose any job you want” (hahahaha)because you are not worried about blatant discriminationbecause you detest freedom (your own)because you didn’t realize there are many other ways to get all of the aboveto take part in history (not too bad)to become an officer (power)to learn 100 ways to kill someoneto learn to defend yourselfto learn to defend yourself if you ever lead a revolutionbecause you thought you could quit anytimebecause you thought it would be easybecause you want to learn to use nuclear weaponsto fly a jetto learn to command a helicopterbecause it might be funner than Halobecause you want to join a special operations team (even though you probably won’t make it due to competition)to learn to be a sniper (could be neat)because you enjoy war moviesbecause you are not smart enough to do something elsebecause you’ve always wondered what food in the military tastes liketo march around in funny suitsto join a band and wear funny suitsto clean toilets with only toothbrushes and spitbecause it’s cool to get promotedto challenge yourself (another good one)to get strongto get leanto get in shapeto be prepared in the event of a terrorist attackbecause you were abused as a child and want revenge (the training)to get a free nosejobfree liposuctionfree breast enlargementbreast augmentationfaceliftcosmetic surgery (courtesy of Donald Rumsfeld)your girlfriend/boyfriend wants you to get plastic surgerybecause you think you are patrioticbecause you don’t realize that the military is making things worse for the United States and the world.because you think you’ll be defending your countryEDIT: because you worship Bush (one of the worst reasons, probably)EDIT 2: No, because you worship Giuliani, lol
shame on bush !
Man, For The Anti-War Reasons.To Protest and Hate War. You Need Rights. If We Lost A War, You Wouldn't Have Those Rights To Hate It. So Love War For What It Is. Its Our Protection For Our Rights.
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