Friday, August 05, 2005

Money and God - Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

~ Woody Allen "Short Funny Quotes", Daily Quotes and Quotations

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

god gives us large deposits everyday...he just makes us search for the account number to withdraw it which takes a life time for some us us to find............

macvegan

Anonymous said...

everyone gets a large deposit in a swiss bank at birth...only a few get the account numbers....macvegan

Anonymous said...

a fortunate few get the deposits but most of us get withdrawls.....
macvegan

Anonymous said...

in most cases the sign from above is like a bounced check.....

macvegan

Anonymous said...

Life is just a bowl of pits.
- Rodney Dangerfield

macvegan

Anonymous said...

everyone has a major deposit, the trick is getting to the bank on time......macvegan