Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Short Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Daily Quotes


Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
- Cullen Hightower Daily Quotes, Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes, Short Funny Quotes

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
- Wilson Mizner Short Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Famous Quotes

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

we rarely laugh at our own mistakes because they hurt; but when michael jackson's nose falls off or president bush slips on a banana peel or britney spears falls off the stage while singing in front of 75,000 people, now that is funny! it is no coincidence that the tabloids have the largest circulation......

macvegan

Anonymous said...

coming into the world in the same bed with an older woman is okay; but going out with a younger woman is heaven!

macvegan